I hate introductions.
I’ll say, “Hello, nice to meet you.”
They say, “Hi there.”
Then we sit, and I pray that a fire breaks out.
*click… click… click… (damn lighter)… whooooosh*
Ah, now that there’s a nice distracting fire, I can be more myself.
Allow me to introduce myself. I started out a few years back with Rezznul, a druid that drifted about until he found his roots (groan) as a mighty Tree. He now conjures his healing magic at Medivh-US (Alliance), causing trouble for the good people of Waypoint.
However, I’m not here to guide you on healing, or raid leading, or even running a guild. There are plenty of guides out there, lord knows I’ve read them all.
You see, I’m a hopeless noob. Sure, I cover it up quite well, but beneath my crunchy raid-tested coating, there’s a tasty center of noob-nougat that seeps out at times, like a defective Three Musketeers bar.
I suppose I am going to be providing a guide. It’s just going to be an Anti-Guide — do the opposite, and you’ll be great.
All right, I need to go put out the fire before I burn the place down.
You may contact me at rezznul at gmail dot com.